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barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

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thanatos-skepsi said: You're the ugliest whore of this fucking world, a fucking joke. At least you know that and you are ashamed to call yourself a "girl" since you're a fucking ogre, retarded whore, just kill yourself, it's fucking pathetic to see you and your existence.

earthandanimals:

idislikecispeople:

This single message is so fucked up, and I would like everyone to block and report thanatos-skepsi for ableism, ableist slurs, transphobia, and suicide baiting.

Reblog for a signal boost, I’ll be emailing this message tumblr staff momentarily.

To my 70k followers.. you know what to do.

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zooso:

a little something to brighten your day 

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wickedclothes:

Don’t Even Look At Me T-Shirt

Steer prying eyes away. Stares and ogles get annoying, and this t-shirt will help you convey the message. White text printed on a black t-shirt. Sold on Etsy.

Relatedly, today I was walking my dog and a man on a bike literally stopped his bike and said “pretty dog” to which I responded “thank you” and smiles politely, to which he said “pretty dog for a pretty girl” FUCK OFF AND STOP NOTICING WHETHER OR NOT IM PRETTY OR HOTT OR SWEET OR A GIRL OR A CACTUS OR AN ARCTIC FOX FUCKKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUU

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inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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a friendly reminder

beahbeah:

marfmellow:

that calling women of color exotic is

  • fucking racist
  • dehumanizing
  • othering
  • and not a fucking compliment

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dogsandpupsdaily:

- Golden Retriever/Irish Setter Mix. Want more? Follow:http://dogsandpupsdaily.tumblr.com/

dogsandpupsdaily:

- Golden Retriever/Irish Setter Mix. Want more? Follow:http://dogsandpupsdaily.tumblr.com/

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yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

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thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

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eartheasy:

Turn your garden into a bee haven with these common plants :)

eartheasy:

Turn your garden into a bee haven with these common plants :)

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"That was the first girl she had sex with! How did she know she was bi if she never had sex with a girl before?"

— Nursing Student (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

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